Sunday, February 10, 2008

180 PROOF!!

So we found some clown to give you a quick tour of our trip this year. It was only a week long so there isn't a WHOLE lot to report. Regardless, here is a hearse covered in stuff.


First stop, a convenience store run by people with a masters degree obviously..


Here is Bizzaro mere moments before whipping beads at the heads of unsuspecting bystanders during the Tucks Parade. He was accompanying the NOLA chapter of the 501st.


Holy crap I think we're lost!! How did we get onto the set of a Mel Gibson movie?

I have no idea what this was about....


Or that spider man let himself go. He looks like one of them weird action figures they try to pawn off on kids nowadays. "Gaudy city backpack mid-life crisis Spiderman"!


However, I'm pretty sure you could see this on any given day in NOLA...


Along the way, we were joined by Della OF the Dead Girl Circus


If you don't know what a KIng Cake is, don't let this sour your judgement...


Anything can be a costume during Mardi Gras


Don't you wish you had been there? Well.. DON'T YOU!?

More to come this week...

Bizzaro.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

I swear a real update is coming!! (Probably after I get back to TX)

Sorry.

Bizzaro.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Back so soon?

It's been a while. Time to re-take Manhattan.. or something like that. Hope to have many fine photos and even video of the going ons here this week. Got some strangeness in store... but it's a surprise. Stay tuned and if yah want beads...

you know the drill.

Bizzaro.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Trade wives and sell children...

Was about the ONLY thing not going on today in the streets. Mind you I am not so sure on the trading wives thing. Reagardless, it was Mardi Gras day. A metric buttload of people in kool costumes, drunk fools, and drunk fools in kool costumes.

I decided not to work and just wander around. I got as decadent as I could by drinking a coke, eating a butter finger and carrying around a bag of Doritos in Jackson Square. (I'm a party aminal I tells yah.) So now it's 40 days and 40 nights of rain.. no wait.. of lent. So for those who gave up lent for lent.. good for you.

I decided not to take photos today for two reasons. One: I left the camera in the car. B: you really need to experience Mardi Gras for yerself so you have to get off yer lazy ass like I did and come see it. Also if you REALLY wanna see photos I am sure there are plenty of sites to see them.

So thaz my report from NOLA. This journal is now official closed until my trip to Chicago in a few months. we'll keep yaah updated. Thanx for joining us!!

Bizzaro.
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Sunday, February 06, 2005

I hate the sea and everything in it....

Mind you I am referring to the sea of idiots here in Nawlins. I actually accomplished one of my goals and got invited to a private party and got to stand on a balcony on Bourbon Street. Allow me to prove it to you...





ok so no big deal right? Well look at it at NIGHT!!!


Morons as far as the eye can see.

See that guy in the first one? With the big "Jeebus" sign? Yah they are EVERYWHERE out here. Personally we think it's a hell of a ploy. "I can't go party in NOLA buuuuuut if I am (Finger quotes)saving souls(/Finger Quotes) then I can GO!! YAY JEEBUS!!" Anywho.. not everyone likes them.



Now when one guy is holding a sign and the other is saying "Satan loves you, he wants you to have fun" well damn.. thaz entertainment.


(To the guy with the signs testament, he was having fun with it. Guy with a sense of humor who is religious. GASP!!)

Of course tonight was the best ironic moment when we snapped this photo...


Personally I think God is in trouble with people like this working for him.


All right enuff of that, let's meet some of the last street performers here in NOLA.

This girl is one of the crate slugs (See: statue mime) I actually like.


This is Valentino from Yugoslavia.. he's kool.


Here's another... his face and alla the marionettes.


This girl drums for yer dollars. Nice person too.


RANDOMNESS!!! A float I snapped a photo of out the car window... great sculpture.


ok ok.. last few.. this is one of the first people I met out here at the beggining of the month.


And this is Jamie. She is an artist and crazy.. ina good way.


We'll be back on the 10th in Dallas to film a pilot for a TV show. More on that later. Tomorrow I go see Cowboy Mouth!! Be kool everyone.

Bizzaro.

Oh one last thing... we went to a little fetishy/goth thing the other night...

and in two months on A&E you MIGHT get to see me doing magic for Gene Simmons.

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Would you say I have a plethora of pinata's?

No but damn there is a lot of photos...


one of the many "mimes" NOLA has to offer. This is Uncle Louie. He stands like that for a very long time.


I give you.. the graffiti on the public bathroom wall.


Another statue mime. His name is Tim and beer makes him work.


Sometimes I think about just standing still in my strait jacket to make money.


This one actually does something. Moves around like a wind up doll and makes mechanical sounds. Quite nifty. (You can see more of Ahda Hann Here).


Ok a mime is a terrible thing to waste... kinda. This is a juggler guy who unicycle with a kid on him. Can you say liability?


I think this is titled "Bobbit if he got caught stealing in Muslim country".


Bird man. That is all.


Finally my hand as it looked Sunday night after someone got a little buzzed and bored. (note: not me.)

This is just a taste of the zany crap gong on out here. Right now the weather is cold, rainy, and ass.

Hope all is well where you are.

Bizzaro.

Saturday, January 29, 2005

Foteuxs....

Yes more evidence of my trip to the land of stuid drunk people.


Jimmy, Sketch, and Cozmo.. street guy from NY.


New Orleans finally gets to Bizzaro.


Cozmo tries to ineffectively hide his money.


Yes Harry Anderson lives in NOLA and owns a magic shop called SIDESHOW (and this is the proof).

Saw an "official" parade today. I liked the "locals" parade better. Got a sticker I'll take a photo of later.

Tomorrow the Warpo gathering.

Bizzaro.

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Holy Shit it's Christmas!!

Er January.. whatever. I got photos. WOW AMAZING!!! Ahem... so here we go.


The prettiest of the plethora of tarot readers out here. Wyndee is her name and fortelling yer doom is her game.


My personal fave photo. Keith, Jimmy, Sketch, and Doc Andrews. What are they looking at? No clue.


Dwayne on break...


James aka: Jimmy Talksalot. Performing street theater. His family brought it over here 300 years ago....


and the two guys standing behind him.

Want more? Damn yer a glutton for punishment. More soon!!

Bizzaro.

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

A monday,a monday...

Well instead of Knights o' Sleights we opted to hit the Murder Bar on the west bank(which is on the east side?) with the local street mages. Jimmy Talksalot, Dante, Elliot, Mr. Andrews, and the esteemed Mr. Doug Conn.

The night went from playing pool, eating pizza, and talking about stuff to let's see who can screw up magic tricks the best. Good time had by all. This sunday the Warpo gathering.

Now the first official photo from NOLA!!!

Sunday, January 23, 2005

Woooeh the money...

Or something.. imagine a cajun guy saying it. Regardless, to answer some of the comments... or more precisely one in particular, the variety show went fine. I video taped it... then accidentally taped over it (BLAST!!) So that blows goats. There were a few other acts. Knife throwin', a musical act with siamese twins singing the song from White Christmas, and a sideshow. Those are the most memorable acts but honestly, we were all stars in the goat show.

I have created a gambit for getting money and FINALLY had a good money day friday and a not so bad one saturday. (A little too rainy.) Today is cold. Mr. Sketch is working the streets. Fyne by me. Let him freeze his sponge balls off. So until we get the net fixed where I am staying this is me until next time. Pardi on Garth.

Bizzaro.